Description
Enter a universe where mysteries are cosmic, questions float freely, and even rubber chickens wear monocles.
This “Existential Detective Agency – Embrace the Absurd” organic cotton t-shirt captures the spirit of surreal inquiry — a playful blend of noir, cosmic absurdity, and colorful chaos.
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft, sturdy, and eco-friendly, built for thinkers, dreamers, and detectives of the truly bizarre.
The vivid artwork features a surreal cosmic office, floating evidence, and absurd clues — because in this agency, no case is too strange, no theory too wild.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton – ethically made for maximum comfort
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) – perfect balance of soft and durable
• Medium fit – versatile for everyday misadventures
• Ribbed collar, set-in sleeves, and durable topstitching
• Certified sustainable and vegan – GOTS, GRS, OCS, OEKO-TEX, and PETA Approved
• Featuring original absurdist cosmic art by Jorah Kai
Note: For US customers, we recommend ordering one size up for the best fit.
Because when the universe starts throwing rubber chickens at you, you’ll want to look good catching them.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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