Description
Step into the absurd with style and purpose.
This “Existential Detective Agency – No Case Too Absurd” organic cotton t-shirt invites you to join the only agency bold enough to investigate the mysteries of the cosmos, rubber chickens, lost time, and the meaning of life itself.
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt offers premium softness, eco-friendly quality, and a classic medium fit that’s perfect for existential adventurers, cosmic wanderers, and lovers of the absurd.
The vintage noir design — a detective office window lit by surreal mysteries inside — adds just the right touch of retro cool and philosophical wit to your wardrobe.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable, and kind to the planet
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) – substantial yet comfortable
• Medium fit – for an easy, versatile silhouette
• Ribbed collar and durable double-stitched hems
• Certified eco-friendly and vegan – GOTS, GRS, OCS, OEKO-TEX, and PETA Approved
• Featuring original cosmic absurdist art by Jorah Kai
Note: For US customers, we recommend ordering one size up for the perfect fit.
When life gets too serious, remember: No case is too absurd.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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